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30

Aug

ruinedchildhood:

Remember when spongebob committed murder, and bubble buddy just stood there and watched

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sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

onlylolgifs:

Bird-poop and ice-cream, a deadly mix.

taki118:

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

allen-francis:

maggins:

faeries-everywhere:

when is it going to be the other way round

does this count?

Oh, I think that one counts. 

It definitely counts.

I think it also happened with Ariel but Mulans is better

(Source: snowwhties)

holly-jollie-pie:

maddetectivewithabox:

gallifrey-feels:

bumbleblaine:

There was a four year old named Hermione at my work today. It’s started. 

it has begun

The Potter generation is growing up.

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AND GETTIN’ BIZAY 

the-goddamazon:

OH MY GOD

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E